I need this rant:

OK  my bat mitzvah is coming up and i have so much to do. I mean i also have a play and a poem with my own play to write oy what a month this is going to be. And i am starting to freak out, i would love to have my bat mitzvah but it's so much work to be done.. i mean my parents have so much more work then i do, but i am the one to preform the service and stuff..

I have to write a sermon for my bat mitzvah. So far no luck, I have to have some of it done before my next meeting with my rabbi that i am going to have. My original Rabbi left the temple pretty much right before a few peoples bnia mitvzahs ( that is plural for bar or bat mitzvah, bar for boys and bat for girls) I guess everyone just eathier gets another rabbi or stays with just the cantor. I love to party. And afterword there is a party, i am looking forward to the party the most the service and reading the Torah and hanging with my friends.


One of these days i am going to get my act together and work harder to get ready for my bat mitzvah party and service i am learning the Torah fast but i am having hard time getting the other things down like the things i have to do before the big day. I mean even though i can't get it perfect i will do the best i can in the most ways that i can. The things i have to do before the service some of them don't even have anything to do with the bat mitzvah anyway. Oh yes i  forgot to mention that the Scientist is doing the service with me so it is called a b'not mitzvah, (b'not is for girls b'nai is plural or for boys. I know, I know it's confusing..) she has to do the same things i do. She seems to be a bit better then i am. Now i understand you should never compare your self to other people but sometimes can't help my self.

Mom wants to cyber school me next year, i have no choice but to agree with her in the fact that she can not teach me or Truck dude. She was a great teacher before when i was younger then 5th grade. But now i am going on 8th grade...No such luck for Mother now. I don't feel like i am learning anything now...I was just with a math teacher today and she has taught me a new lesson that deals with the fraction of the the value of pie and i don't mean the dessert. And that is just great, that's just what i need, the fraction of the value of pie...

Since i am doing this on my Mom's lap top, i had to beg to use it since our Dino computer is probably spending the remainder of it's life at a the best buy in the "geek shop". I hope we get a new one soon. I was super excited when i clicked on the Internet explorer and it popped up in under 2 seconds! Dino computer takes about 5 min's to actually do something, to turn on takes even about 10 min's. And the fact that is has a counterfeit problem and it's always telling me that we have to get it fixed and we should get it fixed as soon as possable. Great now the computer hates us, *giggles* i make my self laugh.


*End of epic rant*

Edit (2022) - I have edited this rant for content. I have an urge to just delete the whole thing; I won't, however, due to this blog essentially being a time capsule. 

Welcome home Malka!

Well Malka is back home safe and sound. And the story behind it is big enough to be a book.

It started when she first got out at about 4 in the afternoon. We had gone out to look for her and we were looking for about 5 hours, at about 10pm We were just about to give up when we had herd Malka bark. Now this is very unusual because Malka is not a barker at lest a not a big one. We rushed home to tell my dad and he came out with a dog jacket and a flash light. We followed where we had herd her bark. At last we had found her! But her foot is caught in a fox trap and she is surrounded by all sorts of dead things. We think that she was hungry and wanted to eat so she had followed the sent of the bait for the Fox's. She had got her foot caught in one of the traps meant to catch the Fox's. We didn't know how to get her out of the trap so we had to call the fire company. Then Truck dude started to feel dizzy and he fainted for about 30 seconds. So then we had to call an ambulance to help Truck dude. We waited there for a half hour in freezing weather ( In was in January) for the trucks to come help us. When they came they showed us how to open the trap Malka was taken to a vet and Truck dude was in the hospital. We didn't get to bed that night till 1 am. We where out in the cold for about 2 hours. And the hole time Dad was talking to Truck dude so he wouldn't fall asleep.


After all of the we now have our dog back...She hasn't gotten out again since and trust me i do NOT want that to happen again.